Hate gulls, loves tuna.

Name: Pixel Ermintrude Aitken (a.k.a Smallston, Smallston P, The P, Animal, Shitbag, Oi, Don't You Dare and Get Down.)

Sex: Femme

Special Skills: CLASSIFIED

Bio: Goes by many names. Hates gulls, loves tuna. Stealth chomps longpig hands that have the audacity to hang off the bed. Appreciates the rolling qualities of snails.

Constantly thwarted by: Double glazing, duvet covers, the longpigs @rowenaaitken and @andrewrknox.