Fatwans' Ninja Kittehs
Lionel
Lionel the Lethal Claw Grand Larcenist
Grand larceny before your very eyes!
Name: Lionel (a.k.a Lethal Claw)
Sex: Male
Special Skills: One of my core skills is being incredibly aggressive, which can involve Feedme getting so cross he locks me outside.
Bio: Apparently I am a misogynist but feedme's with beards had also better look out. My favourite activity is making Feedme throw a toy mouse (that he stupidly calls a fish) to wherever I wish to catch it. This can involve jumping upwards of 8ft Fatwans and with my weight that is very impressive. Feedme makes me do this before eating and I amuse him by dutifully playing along. And when people come round he always insists they don't touch me, so I pretend to be charming to make Feedme look like a psychopath. Haha! I am also an expert in larceny which makes everyone hopping mad, especially when I filch it off their plate before they have even started eating.
Constantly thwarted by: Andrew Day a.k.a. Feedme
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