I knew cats would be falling all over themselves to join my ranks, but remember Fatwans’ Ninja Kittehs only take the best. I have standards my dears and expect the same from my death dealing agents. May I introduce you to Millie, my latest recruit. I particularly admire how she’s made it look as though she is innocently sniffing those flowers, when in fact she is planting angry wasps in them. Top marks Millie.

Name: Millie

Sex: Female

Special Skills: Tripping up humans. Fearlessly chewing the dog's tennis ball. Bopping the dog's head three times in less than a second (world record holder).

Bio: Always the first awake in the morning and shouting about breakfast, Millie has no reason to venture outside as she has the power to rule from the confines of her box by the fridge. She is a master at deception, a skill that allows her to have two lunches most days, one from each human.

Constantly thwarted by: Dan, Charlotte & Chip (the dog)

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