Win a Fatwans 2018 calendar and Fatwans goodies!

Welcome to my Christmas 2017 puzzle pages, dears.

This year you are competing to win a copy of my Fatwans on Planet Earth calendars, amongst other fabulous prizes including Fatwans enamel mugs, and a Fatwans jigsaw.

My 2018 calendar celebrates the unique beauty of our gorgeous planet and its inhabitants; me in particular, of course.

We all need to remember that Earth is the only home we’ve got, and what a precious and fragile thing it is.

No cheating or conferring, I'll know, I have spies EVERYWHERE! Closing date for completion entries 11:59pm January 1 2018.

I'll only be able to instruct staff members to post prizes to UK addresses this year. Don't blame me, blame the Brexiteers. You can still join in the fun and solve my challenges and puzzles to be featured in the winners' score board.

To start your bewildering journey just click or tap the button to continue, dears.